Forks Make You Fat — Unisex T-Shirt
A clean, hard-hitting piece of common-sense humor. The message is simple: if we blame objects instead of people, logic falls apart. This design delivers the punchline with clarity and craft—bold type, a hand-painted fork, and a vintage touch that feels lived-in without looking worn out.
What it stands for
A lighthearted defense of personal responsibility and the Second Amendment—witty, grounded, and unmistakably clear about where you stand on rights, reason, and accountability.
Design notes
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Two-line typography in bold, condensed lettering for maximum read at distance
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Horizontal hand-painted fork as the visual pivot of the joke
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Subtle vintage finish for a premium, time-worn feel
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Back yoke mark: small “2A” emblem, sized for taste and balance
Wear it proudly
Perfect for the range, the tailgate, or the school run—wherever clear thinking and good humor are welcome. Works with any colorway.
Product details
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Premium unisex tee with a soft feel
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Regular fit with classic length
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Tagless comfort
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Runs true to size
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Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Artwork by Abstract Artist Archie Kilmor.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
19.02 |
20.51 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.48 |
| Length, in |
29.02 |
30.00 |
30.98 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.46 |
8.74 |
9.06 |
9.37 |
9.65 |
9.96 |
EU representative: Not Hunters Art, nothuntersart.usa@gmail.com, 16 Springvale Street, Gold Coast, QLD, 4226, AU
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
